Clinic for in vitro fertilization wants sperm from fire fighters
A clinic in Carinthia for in vitro fertilization is out of sperm.
Now they have started an appeal for help through the medias. Fire fighters from Carinthia should come and provide the clinic with their sperm.
The manager of the clinic for in vitro fertilization in Carinthias capital Klagenfurt is in deep trouble. He is out of good sperm.
“We cannot find men with a pleasing quality of sperm”, he moans. Now the manager thinks the sperm of fire fighters is the last hope for his clinic. He believes that fire fighters have a good sperm quality.
The spokesman of Carinthias fire fighters feels a deep honour for such kind of request. “Yes, we would love to breed ourselfes. We fire fighters have very good genes”, he says.
The sperm donors should have an age between 20 and 35 years. “We do not search for men who have a lot of muscles, and they should not have the face of Hollywood actor Brad Pitt”, confirms the manager of the clinic. The sperm providers are going to receive a salary of 70 Euro.
[...] Wait, don’t go yet. Let me explain. It seems the people in Austria are running low on sperm. I’m not exactly sure where all the sperm went, but they’re in need of more and they seem to believe their only savior is firefighters – or at least our sperm. [...]
Dear Doctor,
We are a legally married Togolese couple aroud 50 years of age, but without children. Is it possible to have children though the in-vitro fertilization system ?
Please send us detailed informations related to this treatment in your clinic.
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